Take your fingers from my hair They have gotten us nowhere We can't last another second For we are two, too lost for open doors -- Zebra, 'Take Your Fingers From my Hair' Members of the U.S. Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade on June 24 -- the same day as the "Midsummer celebration" for summer […]
The soldier came knocking upon the Queen's door He said, "I am not fighting for you any more" The Queen knew she'd seen his face someplace before And slowly she let him inside -- 'The Soldier Came Knocking,' Suzanne Vega Lady Gwenllian hears the distinctive sound of a primitive bone flute -- the kind made […]
If you have ever died, you know how difficult it can be to renovate your living space in hell. Satan is always holding up the permits because he is secretly mad that everyone wants to gentrify what used to be the sparsely-populated quaint abode of the damned. Fortunately, you can manifest your home renovation project […]
I've been watching you waltz all night Diane Nobody's found a way behind your defenses They never notice the zap gun in your hand Until you're pointing it and stunning their senses All night long, all night long You'll shoot 'em down because you're waiting for somebody good to come on All night long, all […]
I don't mind Why don't you do what you do When you did what you did to me? Love was so good that it filled up all my needs -- 'Do What You Do,' Jermaine Jackson Professor Plum meticulously cleans his spectacles and clears his throat before reticently divulging why he felt spooked upon entering the […]
We don't need no education We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher, leave them kids alone Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone... -- 'Another Brick in the Wall,' Pink Floyd Feeling like Lady Sauvignon with her glass of ruby red, Gwenllian Tudor can't wait to get all carnivorous in […]
How long before I get in? Before it starts, before I begin? How long before you decide? Before I know what it feels like? -- Cold Play, 'Speed of Sound' Lady Gwenllian Tudor receives a note from the living Chariot card of the tarot deck asking her to knock on his door for a clandestine […]
If you could read my mind, love What a tale my thoughts could tell Just like an old time movie 'Bout a ghost from a wishing well In a castle dark or a fortress strong With chains upon my feet You know that ghost is me And I will never be set free As long […]
If you are having trouble feeling motivated or getting organized, it could mean you need a shot of metaphorical moonshine. Working and resting in time with the moon cycles should increase your health, wealth and happiness. My Great Aunt Olga was a rather chipper though straight-laced woman always on the go. No matter how busy, […]
It's been several months since I've tried a new diet because of my fatalistic world view and general sense of apathy. But with all the talk of world wars, I felt a renewed enthusiasm for my health and appearance. Wouldn't it be great to find the perfect Apocalypse diet with all the ingredients and flavors […]
